(Photography by Sarah Chorey)
First Taste: Theorita satisfies all our cravings
12 September 2018
Now, quick on Che Fico's heels and located just downstairs, the pair are upping the ante with the more casual sister restaurant Theorita, fashioned after a midcentury diner and serving up all those fried and sugary classics but with a decidedly San Franciscan twist.
But forget your notions of Che Fico's moody design and $40 pasta—Theorita is cheap-chic. Well, $15 for a burger isn't exactly cheap, but that will be your biggest splurge of the meal (unless, of course, you spring for an entire $34 pie). With the same team at the helm, you might get the sense that Theorita serves the kind of food the chefs want to eat off-duty: hearty, satisfying, no fuss (well, maybe a little), and no fancy wait time.
In fact, Theorita is prepared to be a grab-and-go affair—all orders are taken at the counter, where you'll be hard pressed not to order a half-a-dozen pastries to go. But if you are in the mood to linger beneath bright local art in a plaid-upholstered booth, you'll be rewarded with comfy, off-beat decor and modernized diner fare.
Now serving breakfast, lunch, and dinner, Theorita makes even a simple English muffin special, serving it with jam, yes, but also with rich, whipped foie gras butter. The very melty burger gets a boost from a double patty and a soft potato bun, and the fried chicken sandwich, with bird from Marin Sun Farms, gets a helping of housemade sriracha. Want fries with that? They'll be crispy, skinny, and topped with healthy pats of butter, because reasons.
Should you be in need of something lighter, there's a bomb vegetarian chili served with Southerner-approved maple cornbread and even a few salads with the power to lure us away from our weekly runs to Souvla down the street.
The housemade English muffins are like none you've ever had, teamed with whipped foie gras and Swanton Berry Farm's strawberry jam. In the morning, these muffins also make delightful breakfast sandwiches.
You never knew you wanted big gobs of house-cultured butter on top of your crispy fries, but you do. You really do.
Marin Sun Farms chicken is breaded and fried, topped with house sriracha, shredded cabbage, a smear of aioli, and bread-and-butter pickles.
The very best burgers are usually a double patty situation. This one speaks for itself with high-quality ingredients: ground beef, special sauce, onions, and bread-and-butter pickles on a potato bun.
If fried foods and burgers aren't your thing, you'll be pleased to find a truly delicious trio of salads including a Mediterranean mix (pictured) with little gem lettuce, green zebra tomatoes, salty olive and caper tapenade, and housemade hummus.
▲If you're eating in, save room for dessert. If you're just grabbing coffee and a pastry, prepare to make it two (or more). Chef Angela Pinkerton (pictured) is the master of baked goods, and the counter here is stuffed (as you too will be) with a rotating selection of sticky buns, scones, cookies, brownies, and more.
Ok, but pie. Glorious, delicious pie is Pinkerton's real victory here, and these freshly baked doozies—in flavors including bourbon chocolate walnut, seasonal fruits, and a quintessential apple ($5.50/slice, $34/pie)—beckon us right from the window. Consider the Thanksgiving dessert conundrum solved.
Want just a taste without the big buy-in? Dig into the mini "sweetie pies" filled with cream and topped with seasonal fruit such as figs, strawberries, or grapes.
// Theorita, 834 Divisadero St. (Fillmore), theorita.com