Topics to pass the time while you wait on your weekend delicacies.

Goodbye Panda!?, SFist

Pablo Sandoval is almost probably going to be playing for the Red Sox next season, and this means that thousands of Giants fans will need to burn / toss their panda hats and panda masks in 2015. As CBS5 reports, via some unnamed sources, Sandoval traveled to Boston on Tuesday and "there is a 90 percent chance that he will sign with the Red Sox." The Toronto Blue Jays and Chicago White Sox are apparently also luring Sandoval, and he's apparently pissed at the Giants for offering him too little too late.

How Smartphone Apps Can Treat Bipolar Disorder and Schizophrenia, Wired

Bryan Timlin always carries an iPhone and an Android phone…He carries the iPhone because that’s what he likes, and he carries the Android because it’s what he needs…The phone, provided by researchers at the University of Michigan, includes an app called Priori that runs constantly in the background, using the phone’s microphone to analyze his voice and track when he is, and isn’t, speaking.

Three Grandmas Smoke Pot For The First Time, And It Is The Best Thing Ever, The Huffington Post

Three grandmas recently smoked marijuana for the first time and got high. It is the best thing ever. And don't worry, they didn't break the law—Cut filmed the trio in their home state of Washington, where recreational use is legal. 

San Francisco Has Its Own Human Poop Map, SF Weekly

The dirtiest alley in San Francisco lies at the periphery of North Beach and the Financial District, flanked by upscale cigar bars, a paella restaurant, a cosmetology school and the Academy of Art college — an incongruous display of wealth right next to the most fetid elements of the city.

Noise Pop 2015 Lineup! Noise Pop

Announcing the 23rd annual Noise Pop Festival! From February 20 – March 1, the San Francisco Bay Area will be taken over by Noise Pop with the best independent music, films, and art. Initial headliners include Caribou, Dan Deacon, Slow Magic, The Church, Giraffage, and more!