Get your pinkies up, because this Napa Valley crib is the definition of fancy.

While yes, these eight acres of private hillside vineyards would perfectly suit a Silicon Valley VC, we think this home, nay estate, would be more properly enjoyed by a certain flawless music mogul.

Just imagine: Bey could enjoy some of the most bucolic views in Wine Country through her floor-to-ceiling windows and, thanks to the secluded nature of the property (as well as a secured private gate)
, could still have plenty of privacy for cooking with Jay-Z in the gourmet outdoor kitchen (there's a wood-fired pizza oven) or for bathing in Champagne in the pool (or in one several outdoor showers).

And because they're moguls, Bey and Jay will naturally drink their own brand of Champagne in the home's custom-built wine library, invite their Hollywood friends over to enjoy film screenings in the movie room (which comes with its own popcorn machine, naturally), and maybe even have room to house their extensive wardrobes in his and hers closets. 

We're awaiting our invitation.

Here are the specs:

Location: An undisclosed location in Napa Valley (chic!)

Asking price: $17 million

Bedrooms: 5

Square Footage: 8,400 sq. ft. 

Land: 8 acres of hillside private vineyards

Four-car garage 

Master bathroom with his and her closet, and shower/steam room

Lush pool terrace, lawn surround, with built-in seating and fire pit


Movie theatre with adjacent snacks room and popcorn machine

// For more information contact Agi Smith, 707-363-9896, agismith@comcast.net