Making the rounds this week is the long-awaited "Sh*t San Franciscans Say" to accompany all those other "Sh*t ____ Say" videos you've been emailing, Tweeting, Tumblring and Facebooking on repeat the past few months.

It's not bad, but it's definitely missing a few cornerstones on SF life like yelling "Back door!" on Muni every five blocks or scoping hot bike messengers when you're on the rebound (again). And appealing to our geeked-out, tech-obsessed side, check out the "Sh*t Silicon Valley Says."

We're just waiting for a "Sh*t Oaklanders Say" video...